The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8 year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.
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He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:
'There's a car being towed from the parking lot', he shouted........
A few moments passed .. 'An ambulance just drove by'.........
A few moments later,' Looks like the Anderson 's have company', he called out. . . .
'Matt's riding a new bike.....'
A few moments later, 'Looks like the Sanders are moving'.......
'Jason is on his skate board....'
A few more moments, 'The Coopers are having sex !!'
Startled, his Mother and Dad shot up in bed!
Dad cautiously calledout, 'How do you know they are having sex?'
'Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle too . . . .
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A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time for the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade." The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. "You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark." After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the muffler, which I've never seen done in my entire career."
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Those are GREAT!
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